10 Random Poker Quotes

When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
im going to 2 out you to death
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
People who play poker often wear raw hide.
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
"If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event