10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi