10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- It's Free To Fold...
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-