10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier