10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?