10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."