10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.