10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Poker is for loners.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.