10 Random Poker Quotes

For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
in the poker game of life women are the rake
I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.