10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek