10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.