10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.