10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine