10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22