10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"