10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.