10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha