10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker is for loners.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"