10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph