10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.