10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!