10 Random Poker Quotes

Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
im going to 2 out you to death
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Why not, when some because there are three.
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
Fish don't eat Nutz!