10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "No river, no fish."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is for loners.