10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]