10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- if u play for the thrill u are ill