10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]