10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek