10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.