10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz