10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Fold and live to fold again
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach