10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"