10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"