10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?