10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT