10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.