10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.