10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger