10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Welcome to kicker school
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--