10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.