10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "No river, no fish."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters