10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from