10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant