10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.