10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.