10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger