10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.