10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."