10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson