10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth