10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• It's Free To Fold...
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear